Cheezepin

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9346 is to be kept inside the Mimique Valley Meme Bean Machine at all times. If he requests to be let out, do not let him leave under any circumstances. Two Class D personnel must be manning his cell at all times. If he ever reaches an enraged state, pictures of the fictional character Makoto Kino from Sailor Jupiter may calm him down.

Description: SCP-9346 is a pink, spherical being referred to as Cheezepin. He is visually similar to the fictional character Kirby created by Masahiro Sakurai, though he appears to have a deformed face, making him look distinct from said character. He is romantically attached to SCP-8471 and will make any attempts necessary to communicate with her. When direct physical contact is made with SCP-9346, the being will immediately be disintegrated.